Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts

Sunday, August 9, 2015

The Untastic Four or What went wrong with Fant4stic (Part Three)

Okay, I'm hoping that this is the last installment. I've already put more effort into deconstructing why this movie doesn't work than Josh Trank or Fox put into making it. I also did it for a fraction of the price (0/120,000,000).

Well, it's not wrong...

Now, that we've discussed the issues the film has with story structure and character, in addition to it's determined attempts to avoid any sort of Superhero elements, lets discuss the last real point...

Why the plot of the film didn't work, and doesn't hold together.

"BECAUSE REASONS" IS NOT A PLOT

As I mentioned before, the movie starts with Reed talking about building a transporter in 5th grade, and his teacher mocks him. He then shows Ben the half working teleporter. We then jump to Reed and Ben at 17, when they've built the teleporter and attempts to present it at a science fair, only to have the same 5th grade teacher say that they're disqualified because the fair is for "science not magic". Immediately thereafter he's approached by Dr. Franklin Storm who recruits Reed, and only Reed, to the Baxter Foundation.

There are several major problems right here, and they fall on both character and plot.

Reed in a genius. Sure, a teacher may have laughed at him in 5th grade, but since then for him to build a teleporter, he should be testing off the charts on every science exam and be a member of MENSA. He's not some D- student who would lack not only a grasp of the science necessary to make teleportation possible, but also the inherent skill to make such a device possible.


So, why do the teachers just assume that the teleporter is a magic trick? The only explanation is "because reasons". The plot requires that no one but Dr. Storm see Reeds genius, so no one else does, and it makes absolutely no sense.

The Untastic Four or What went wrong with Fant4stic (Part Two)

Okay, so I've discussed the structural problems with Fant4stic, and they're pretty big. In fact, they're probably responsible for 60% of what's making this movie so reviled. However, structure's not the only problem.

CHARTERS IN THE LOOSEST SENSE OF THE WORD

As I said before, Act One of Fant4stic takes up about an hour (plus or minute depending on where you think it ends). During that hour, we are introduced to our main 4 protagonists (Reed, Sue, Johnny, and Ben), our eventual antagonist (Victor Von Doom), and our two main supporting players (Franklin Storm and Harvey Elder/Allen). We have a solid uninterrupted hour with these folks before super powers come into play. An hour in which to build these characters. That's an obscene amount of time for a movie that's not a character piece (I'm looking at you There Will Be Blood).

And yet, it means absolutely nothing. You can list on one hand the things you know about these characters before they get powers.

Reed: Smart. Socially awkward. Likes 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.
Ben: Abusive childhood. Kind of wishes he were as smart as Reed.
Sue: Good at patterns. Likes Portishead. Adopted.
Johnny: Doesn't like authority. Likes street racing. Supposedly good at building things.
Victor: Has a crush on Sue. Said to be lonely.

And, that's about it. We spend an hour with these people, and we end up knowing less about the than I might learn about someone by chatting with them in line at Chipotle.

Or at the counter of a Denny's in the Negative Zone

So where did all that time go?

The Untastic Four or What went wrong with Fant4stic (Part One)

Unless you live under a rock, you know that Fant4stic, the latest attempt for Fox to keep the rights to the Fantastic 4, is a giant bomb.

There's a lot of fairly universal complaints, and a lot of finger pointing in terms of who messed up what. Director Josh Trank is pointing at Fox, with some anonymous inside sources supporting this argument in part. The studio appears to be pointing at Josh Trank, since it's well publicized that they mandated a large amount of reshooting and the involvement of Mathew Vaughn (who made such amazing comic book films as X-Men: First Class, Kick-Ass, and Kingsman).

I think there's enough evidence on the table to lay some blame, and it creates a pretty clear image of why the movie is bad. So, lets get into it.

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Brian Azzarello, David Finch and DC's Wonder Woman Problem

It was announced yesterday, June 30 for those in the mysterious future, that that the current run of DC Comics Wonder Woman, written by famed comic book scribe Brian Azzarello, would be ending with the October issue. Beginning in November, the book would be written by Meredith Finch, and drawn by her more well known artist husband, David Finch.

Now, on the surface this is the sort of thing that happens all the time, one creative team leaves, another takes over. Normally a book changes direction slightly under the new team, growing more divergent the longer the new team in in charge of the book. Occasionally, normally due to lagging sales, a book will immediately distance itself from the prior creative team and stories will immediately go off in a very different direction.
For those of you who haven't been reading the current run of Wonder Woman (boy have you been missing out), the current run has focused heavily on Diana's (Wonder Woman's real name) mythic roots. In his 3 years on the title Brian Azzarello has made large swaths of the Greek pantheon (or their proxies) major supporting characters, but he's also retconned Diana's origin to make her the bastard daughter of Zeus himself and (this one counts as a spoiler) made her the God of War after killing off the old God of War during a confrontation with Zeus's first bastard son. The run has consistently found ways to keep Diana out of the standard superhero game, and focused on keeping Zeus's final illegitimate child (Zeus has vanished and is presumed dead) from falling into the hands of Zeus's First Born or the other Greek gods who would wish him ill. 

This take on Wonder Woman has drawn both acclaim and scorn from various groups of readers. While some fans have praised Azzarello's take for getting Diana back to her mythic roots, and its consistently engaging plot twists, others have been up in arms over the retcons to Diana's origins as well as the implication that the Amazons could be called rapists and murderers for how they continue to propagate their ranks. Some have championed the fact that the book has kept Diana out of the way of contradictions with her appearances in Justice League and Superman/Wonder Woman, while others cry for Diana to get back to being a superhero. 

For the former, the announcement of Azzarello's exit and Meredith Finch's take was met with sadness and anger. For the latter, it was met with excitement. 
In the initial announcement, in USA Today, for the Finches run of Wonder Woman we're told that "The Finches want to branch off and focus on who she is — her interpersonal relationships and her responsibilities to the Amazons and her fellow heroes in the Justice League." While this doesn't come out and say it, the implication is very strong that Wonder Woman is going right back to her status quo before Azarello's New 52 reboot of the character. Gone will be Hera, Hephaestus and Hermes, and instead we'll get a regular old round of Wonder Woman battling people like The Cheetah with the help of people like The Flash or Green Lantern. 

Fans of Pre-New 52 Wonder Woman appear to be happy about this new direction, to the dismay of fans of the current run, but there appears to be some fairly substantial potential problems with directing Diana right back to the old status quo. 

SALES WOES

Before the sales of Wonder Woman from March of 2010 (this is before the book began it's high profile but fan loathed Odyssey storyline, which gave it a noticeable sales bump) the book sold 25,239 units. In March of 2014, the current run sold 32,035 units. While this is down from 51,402 books the title was selling 6 months after DC's New 52 sales bump (which bolstered sales on almost every title from the publisher) it's still nearly a 25% sales increase over 2010 sales. (For comparison, Superman sold 33,337 in March 2010, 35,266 in March 2014 and 66,588 in March 2012).

It would appear that the current run of Wonder Woman is clearly attracting readers who were not reading/interested in reading Wonder Woman prior to her more mythic reboot. While its undeniable that there are readers who abandoned the current run who may have read it prior to the New 52 reboot, the fact that the current run has maintained a higher number of readers (and unlike Superman hasn't nearly fallen back its pre-New 52 sales numbers) indicates that the current run is attracting a significant number of new readers. 

Now, it is impossible to say how many of those readers will abandon the title after the focus shifts versus the number that return to the title, however it seems likely that the title will take a hit in readership when it returns to it's old status quo. In order to theorize that the book won't lose a significant number of readers, the question must be answered "Why weren't they reading Wonder Woman the last time this was her status quo?" Now there are a theoretically infinite number of answers to that question, but one of the chief answers is likely to be that the character wasn't that interesting.

This brings me to the next problem

WONDER WOMAN IS WHO, EXACTLY?

Wonder Woman is clearly one of DC's most iconic characters. Everyone knows her on sight, though she's still less recognizable than Superman or Batman (but more recognizable than, say Green Lantern). Despite this, Wonder Woman having much less of a developed world around her, and suffering through numerous attempted reinventions that never worked to attract readers. 

Lets try something...

Think about Batman. What do we know about him, his persona and his rogues gallery? A heck of a lot. We know he's dark and brooding. We know that he's a creation of vengeance, but that he doesn't kill (and hates guns). We can rattle off villains like Joker, Riddler, Two-Face, Penguin, Bane, Poison Ivy, etc. 

Think about Superman. What so you know about him and his rogues gallery? He's an alien, who was raised to be a wholesome farm boy. He's honest and upstanding. He's a "big blue boyscout", who must protect his secret identity from Lois Lane, who's in love with Superman but doesn't think a whole lot of his bumbling secret identity Clark Kent. You think of Lex Luthor, Bizarro, Doomsday, Brainiac, etc. 

Now, not all of those things may be 100% accurate. But, you had a fairly good idea of the character and his world. That's probably informed by the various movies and cartoons of the last 60 years, but even those were at least partly informed by the actual comic books. 

Now, think about Wonder Woman. What can you remember about her? She's an Amazon. She has (or had) a relationship with a pilot named Steve Trevor. She has a lasso of truth. Maybe that she was made out of clay, and brought to life by her mothers wish (though that's stretching it for someone who hasn't been reading the books). Her villains include Cheetah, Giganta and....

Notice there's not a whole lot there that's actually about her character. Now, you may be tempted to say that she's a feminist, and you'd be half right. Wonder Woman has never backed down, nor bowed to a man in any sort of modern version of the character (though she started out as secretary of the Justice League), but it's hard not to really apply that to most modern female characters. Yes, the feminist movement really latched onto Wonder Woman, but that doesn't necessarily make her more or less feminist than, say, Batwoman or Captain Marvel. 

The fact is that most people remember Wonder Woman as either Lynda Carter, or as a cartoon character with an invisible jet. Neither was a faithful depiction of the character. 

As far as the comics go, there's not a whole lot about Wonder Woman that's instantly iconic other than her appearance. So, what is the status quo really going back to?

Worse, in current New 52 canon, Wonder Woman has already been cast as Superman's girlfriend (something that's barely even been mentioned in Azzarello's run). That implication is bound to taint any run of the character that is more focused on her interactions with the core DCU, especially how heavy the focus has been in the other books she appears in (Justice League and Superman/Wonder Woman). So, the status quo Wonder Woman is devolving back into a role carved out for her in Justice League rather than her own solo title. 

The fact that Azzarello took Diana back to her mythic roots in order to define her plays into a similar, and very successful, strategy that Marvel implemented for Thor. In the modern stories about the character, his alter ego Dr. Donald Blake is gone, leaving only the god who tackles godly problems. This sort of take on the character fits the general tone of DCU characters, who are gods among men (as opposed to Marvel where most heroes, save Thor, are average people with powers). It seems almost backward to revert Diana into a character dealing with potential "real world" issues rather than the god among men she literally is. 

MOVIE MANIA


There's been a lot of implication among fans the reverting Wonder Woman back to her general superhero status is a result of DC's anticipation of Superman v Batman: Dawn of Justice, and that may be partly to blame. It's not at all unusual for comic book publishers to put a character back in a position that mirrors the movie being released featuring them. Spider-man 3 comes out with the black costume, Spidey is suddenly wearing it in the comics. Captain America gets a movie, Steve Rogers returns from the dead and picks up the shield. Bane is in Dark Knight Rises, suddenly Bane is fighting Batman in the comics. 

It's a fact of life. 

The problems with a hard refocusing of the character to suit the upcoming film are two fold. 

First, the film isn't coming out until May of 2016, that's a year and a half from the change in creative teams, which is more than enough time to ease the focus back toward super heroics, without making it seem forced. Moreover, most comics tend to link into their films with a storyline or two, not by completely refocusing the character. It seems overkill to ignore the currently improved sales in anticipation of increased sales 18 months later, which leads me to...

Secondly, comic books rarely take much of a bump from comic book movies. It's a sad fact. Given the difficulty of the average person getting their hands on a comic book, sales simply don't increase dramatically when a comic book movie is released. Most people don't know where their local comic shop is, so they don't go there after saying "Man that Thor movie was awesome!" If any sales do increase, it tends to be trades, which are widely available in bookstores and on Amazon. By the time the movie hits, fans are likely going to be buying trades of the Azzarello run, as they were buying Winter Soldier trades when the new Captain America was released. 

In Conclusion

If nothing else, numbers do not lie. While comic book sales have declined since 2010, with bumps for events such as the New 52, the current sales of Wonder Woman are above what they were prior to the relaunch. Combine that with the fact that the current run has taken great pains to define the character and her surroundings in a memorable way that is able to stand independent of the various cross-overs (or ill conceived events such as Forever Evil) and provide potential story material for years to come, and the notion of redirecting Wonder Woman back into her pre-New 52 groove simply seems like an ill advised decision. 

I don't say any of this to insult the Finches, who I'm sure are fine people and have a lot of ideas for the character that excite them, or DC comics. I'm simply saying it as a geek who looks at the numbers and the information available to him and sees the current move as a bad one. 

While the public has clamored for a Wonder Woman film for years, they do so without a firm grasp on the character. While it's not impossible to reestablish a character in a very different direction after a strong creative run, it isn't an easy task and more well known and well regarded writers than Meredith Finch have failed at it. 

I'm sure Ms. Finch will give the book 110%, but that doesn't necessarily mean that her creative course for the character is the right one. It entirely possible, probable in fact, that the decision to redirect Diana back to normal superherodom is an editorial mandate (similar to the one that made Spider-man sell his marriage to the devil), and that Ms. Finch was chosen because her take simply fit what the editors were looking for. 

Still, I can't help but be wary of such a decision, and I think other readers should be took. Given that there are numerous, more well established and lauded female writers who, I'm sure, have their own takes on Wonder Woman, it seems odd that a relative unknown such as Meredith Finch would be handed the book as opposed to, say, Gail Simone or Kelly Sue Deconnick.

This isn't helped by the fact that, while generally acclaimed by readers, David Finch tends to draw female characters in a fairly waify and sexualized way, which runs counter to what most Wonder Woman fans desire out of the character. The released artwork, posted above, seems to confirm that Diana will not be drawn as athletic, but as thin and youthful looking. 

I'm not completely writing the series off, because I do want Wonder Woman to succeed and grow in readership. However, I'm not going to continue to buy a book I'm not enjoying. I'll give the Finches till the end of the year, perhaps even January, to convince me the new direction is one worth going in. If they can't do that, I'll have to part ways with Diana until I see a change in the book that draws me back.

In the mean time, can we rally DC to get the artist who did this picture of Diana onto the book? Unlike in Finch's style, this WW looks like a realistically proportioned Amazon. I would believe she could take Superman in a fight. 





Sunday, May 18, 2014

Selling things that don't exist


     In the early 20th century, there was a con man named George C. Parker who specialized in selling New York landmarks to gullible tourists. He sold Madison Square Garden, Grants Tomb, and the Statue of Liberty. He apparently sold the Brooklyn Bridge numerous times, and lead to that particular con becoming famous. Parker, of course, never had a bridge to sell, nor did he have the Statue of Liberty, but people saw something that they liked and decided they'd be fools to pass up buying something so amazing.

     We look back at those people and we wonder how they could have been so gullible, but we still make those mistakes today. People have bought blocks of wood in parking lots because it looked, on a quick glance, to be an iPad at a price that was too good to be true. The stories pop up in the news a few times a year, and we laugh at someones foolishness. But we all make this mistake to a lesser degree all the time. Sure, we're not buying landmarks or wooden iPads, but we still buy things that turn out to be a bit of a fraud all the time. Why, you ask? Because the entertainment industry sells them to us.

Let me start with a small example:

This is the cover to Nightwing issue #29, released this past March. Looking at this cover, we see Nightwing surrounded by his foes. In fact, this cover features almost every, if not every, antagonist that Nightwing has faced since this series launched under the New 52 banner in 2011.  You've got the Joker, the Trickster, Saiko, Tony Zucco and many others. The cover also exclaims "Ambushed!". 

This cover is clearly selling us a thrilling issue of Nightwing in which all of the adversaries he's faced to date team up and attack him. This sort of ambush isn't new. The dogpile of villains is something that happens to every hero now and again, and it's a great thing to show how on top of their game the hero is. Batman #1 of the New 52 started with Batman in a similar situation. 

I would buy this issue, and I'm pretty sure you would too.

But guess what? This cover has absolutely nothing do with this issue.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Green Lantern vs the Warner Brothers curse

Since it's release on June 17, the film adaptation of DC superhero Green Lantern has divided the fan community. Many very vocal viewers have hated the film. Many have loved it. A sizable majority have walked away with mixed feelings. One thing, however, seems obvious, the film was a major misstep in Warner Brothers plan to launch a fleet of superhero films the way that DC's competitor Marvel Comics has.

The question is why?

What went wrong? Why has a film that seems to calculated to make big box office dollars divided fan community in a way that Marvels films (at least the ones Marvel has had creative control over) generally haven't? DC comic has been a subsidiary of Warner Brothers since around 1969 so in house creative control shouldn't have been a problem, should it?

What follows isn't going to be a review of Green Lantern, it's going to be a genuine analysis as to the creative decisions that have led Green Lantern to make it perform well under studio expectations, and how Warner could have done things differently and not left themselves a hundred million dollars in the red on a movie that should have been a success: